Kid-isms, Part 2

Sunflower (quizzically studying one of the cats): Cats have ears…but they don’t listen.

Bear: Maybe they don’t have eardrums.

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Sunflower was playing with a toy mirror that makes magical-sounding noises, and she was asking the mirror who is the master of her, then proclaiming, “I am!” She turned to her daddy and informed him, “Daddy, Smirking Cat is the master of you. That means she can be up in your business.”
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Gary (while being vigorously woken up by Bear): Stop trying to lick my eyeball!
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Bear (emerging from the shower): Wow, how does water get way over there?
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I am endlessly trying to make sense of a world that has completely and unapologetically lost its mind.
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2 Responses to Kid-isms, Part 2

  1. Jay says:

    Be up in your business?Wow, that’s pure gold. Good stuff.

  2. Heidi says:

    It’s called selected listening. And if you are really special (really special) they may even look at you. Now that is what I call earning respect. I love cats.Your sunflower has character!

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