Bear: Maybe they don’t have eardrums.
Sunflower was playing with a toy mirror that makes magical-sounding noises, and she was asking the mirror who is the master of her, then proclaiming, “I am!” She turned to her daddy and informed him, “Daddy, Smirking Cat is the master of you. That means she can be up in your business.”
Gary (while being vigorously woken up by Bear): Stop trying to lick my eyeball!
Bear (emerging from the shower): Wow, how does water get way over there?