Triple overtime? And Detroit still hasn’t won already? OK, Detroit, let’s have a heart-to-heart. I don’t even like you, as my heart is true to a certain fumbling, tripping, embarrassing team from Tampa, but I buried the hatchet to root for you…okay, mostly because I really wanted to see a mean, dirty Detroit player check Sidney Crosby into the boards so hard that his gelled and moussed hair actually got messed up, but that’s not my main point here.
My point is, where’s the Stanley Cup already? Pittsburgh strung you out into the second longest overtime game in history, and you LOST?
I’m pausing for a moment of silence while I shake my head in disgust and disappointment, and to give you time to think about what you did. Honestly.
See that corner over there? I want all of you to stick your nose in it…yes, the whole damn team. Coaches too. I don’t want to see your faces again until you are ready to finish off those Penguins and take home the Stanley Cup!