If not, alas, I’m afraid you may need to stop reading right here, before I spontaneously break out into crazy genius talk and you can no longer follow me down my enlightened and cerebral path. At least according to the Blog Readability Test, my blog’s reading level is Genius. Must be the big words like “hockey” and “puck”.
Fear not, I shall slow down and enunciate the triple-syllable words and phrases like “goaltender” and “Tampa Bay sucks”. If it’s still a wee bit baffling, I’ll stay after class and review challenging spelling words. I’m pretty cool like that.