We Can’t Score, but We Got Da Hair!

The Tampa Bay Lightning have new owners, a new head coach, a bevy of new players, and the topic sizzling on everyone’s mind? Why, hairdo’s, of course!

Puck Daddy probed the burning question on everyone’s inquiring mind: who has the best hair among the Lightning’s new owners and new head coach? We already knew it wasn’t Melrose (sorry, Barry). The Tampa Tribune reports that Oren Koules, the same gentleman who brought the Saw movies into our theaters (hmmm), lays claim to the best hair, stating, “I don’t put any product in. Melrose uses gel. Barrie gets it highlighted every six weeks, with the aluminum and everything. This is natural. Wash and wear.”

I’ve only seen the first 2 Saw movies, and that was two too many. However, I did not watch them with hockey strategy in mind! Koules vowed to be “shockingly aggressive”, and he commented, “If you win hockey games, people will come. And we’re going to win hockey games.” Leaves me wondering what the mastermind of horror movies has planned for the Lightning’s opponents this season. Delightfully dastardly!

The good news is, the Lightning were dead last in the 2007-08 season, so it really can’t get much worse this season. It is shaping up to be interesting, at least!


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3 Responses to We Can’t Score, but We Got Da Hair!

  1. furiousBall says:

    wait a second…. wait a damn second… Melrose uses product in his hair? you’re kidding me.đŸ˜‰

  2. Smirking Cat says:

    Yes, Melrose’s look is deceptive, so natural looking and all…

  3. Dijea says:

    My husband's seen all the Saw movies – I didn't even watch 5 minutes of one. I can't watch that stuff. But I have to agree with him – wash & wear is much better than heavy maintenance.

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