This is clearly an astounding announcement to many of you, as you straddle the parking space lines and hog two spaces on a regular basis. For the second time just this week, I have encountered the absurdly-large SUV or truck-with-triple-extended-cab-as-large-as-my-car-before-you-even-hit-the-bed-of-that-thing, plopped directly across 2 parking spaces as if burning through gas like it’s free entitles a person to twice the parking spaces.
I have a wild and crazy suggestion. If you can’t drive or park such a large vehicle, then please trade down to a Geo Metro and try your hand at keeping one of those babies between the lines. Everyone will be safer once you are no longer behind the wheel of that aircraft-carrier-on-wheels, and the rest of us may actually have somewhere to park.