Tabloid

If I close my eyes tight, wish upon a star, click my heels together three times and repeat “There’s no place like a tabloid-free world! There’s no place like a tabloid-free world!” with all the magic my little heart can muster, does that mean I stand even a slim chance of never, ever hearing again about Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, American Idol, Jessica Simpson’s current weight, whether Brad and Angelina are sleeping in the same bed or not, Lindsay Lohan’s recent illegal substance of choice, the Kardashian brats and who they have conned into marrying them lately, or the Gosselins’ race for the most shameful, kid-destroying divorce and custody battle of the year?

Oh, come now…a whiny, bitchy, woe-is-me, victim-playing, bitter and jealous woman with ridiculously bad hair, using the kids as tools to gain leverage to her own benefit…

Hmmm.

Hell, I don’t need tabloids to see that!

About TheSmirkingCat

I am endlessly trying to make sense of a world that has completely and unapologetically lost its mind.
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6 Responses to Tabloid

  1. HAHAHA! Love this post, and oh so true. We deal with enough real life drama I do not need to hear about the celebrity crap!!!!

    I often tell people my life is starting to parallel a Jerry Springer episode and I am not proud of it. That is how I feel at times when I have to explain PEG, and the reason I have a 2 1/2 yr old SS… Happy Friday!

  2. Crys says:

    Is that not the sad truth?

  3. priceless and totally classic…

  4. Syn says:

    Hey, do you know my husband's ex? You described her perfectly!

  5. Dijea says:

    From your lips to God's ears. I wish this was true.

  6. Smirking Cat says:

    Syn, unfortunately for kids, there are legions like her.

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