Evil Drill Sergeant Barbie

Strolling nonchalantly down the hallway yesterday morning, I paused and back-tracked to ponder what Sunflower was doing with a row of 6 Barbie dolls face-down in push-up position in front of her. I asked the obvious stupid question: “Are they doing push-ups?”

She looked up at me with a “duh” expression and said, “Yes.”


Sunflower picked up a nearby Barbie doll not in push-up position, waved her around for emphasis, and explained patiently, “Because this one made them do push-ups, because they are her minions.”

Ahhhh, yes. I should have known.

Evil Drill Sergeant Barbie: coming soon to a Toys ‘R Us near you!

*Evil Barbie image courtesy of The Jawa Report*

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I am endlessly trying to make sense of a world that has completely and unapologetically lost its mind.
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7 Responses to Evil Drill Sergeant Barbie

  1. furiousBall says:

    well, in barbie's defense, she's a little tense, can't get any nookie from Ken with that lack of manhood

  2. Amy says:

    Maybe she's made all her Barbie's join the military and they didn't run the mile quick enough. šŸ˜‰

    Gotta love kids and their imaginations!

  3. Too funny what kids come up with! Next time she is in trouble tell her to drop and give you 20! šŸ™‚

  4. JaNae says:

    I just want to know how a six year old knows, and freely uses, the word “minion.” Kids these days…

  5. Smirking Cat says:

    JaNae, I actually had to ask her what she said, to make sure I heard her right!

  6. aaah

    gotta looove it

    seriously.. i'm still laughing over this.. and where i wonder.. would she find minion to lean and use!


  7. kimberlina says:

    whoa!! great usage of the word 'minions'!! props to dove!

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