Feeling festive? You should be! Not only is today Earth Day, it is also my birthday, making me another year wiser, even more clever, and still bossed around shamelessly by my cats. Have a drink on me to celebrate! Never mind it’s barely 9 AM. It’s only a sign of a drinking problem if you do it every day.
In honor of my birthday, by the powers vested in me, I have officially declared today Bitch-Free Day, because everyone with the misfortune of dealing with a rampantly misfiring and neurotic bedlamite (word of the day; look it up) deserves at least one day without the incessant whining, hissing, complaining, and boo-hooing of a jealous and petty cretin.
Sent me or Gary a bitchy email lately? Sit on it and fester, nutcase. We won’t be getting to it today.
Even if today is not your birthday, surely there is some nerve-grating jackass you would prefer to simply not listen to today. Well…don’t! Let them cry to your voice mail or email inbox today, and enjoy the peace. Their insanity will still be there tomorrow, I assure you.
There…my little birthday/Earth Day/Bitch-Free Day gift from moi to you!
I woke up this morning to a Happy Birthday song from Gary, rare snuggles and purrs from my hellcat Sylvester, and strolled into work this morning to find red roses on my desk. I think I will call it a day and head back home…eh, except for that overflowing in-box at the corner of my desk…what if I accidentally on purpose dumped my in-box into my recycling box?
*No Bitching image courtesy of Jane Rosemont’s PhotoBLOGraphy*