If any of the following apply to you:
A. The child support you receive each month is nearly twice your paycheck from your deliberate under-employment;
B. You, by choice, do not work year-round to contribute your own support for the children;
C. You live with your daddy and mummy despite your supposed adult status;
D. You have no adult financial responsibilities due to this long-standing living arrangement;
E. You spend the minimum possible on the children and lean toward Walmart clearance items that are several sizes too small or too big, so long as feigning your care for the kids doesn’t eat into what you consider your cut of the check;
…or, particularly, if all of the above items apply to you…
…then stomping your foot like a spoiled brat and demanding a payment that is not due for two and a half more weeks can only come off as just a wee bit greedy.
Ah, but I am quite certain every penny will be spent only on the children.