Have you seen these two thugs? Do not approach them! They are on the FBI’s most wanted list for brutally and remorselessly killing an innocent computer, and they are armed with razor-sharp fangs and claws. The diabolical duo are on the loose…hard drives beware!

The suspects were last seen wrestling, romping, and grappling in a bedroom of the Smirking Cat’s and Gary’s home. The feline duo cornered a computer, flung it viciously onto its side, skillfully and willfully destroying the hard drive inside. Laughing evilly, the two fled the scene and hid under the bed in another room.

Upon discovery of the gruesome crime scene, the Smirking Cat and her distraught partner, Gary, wrung their hands, moaned, and called computer repair shops. To their horror, few of these are open on weekends. To their further horror, good hard drives ain’t cheap. The victims remain scarred for life and plead for the media to just leave them alone to grieve and heal.

The hard drive, sadly, did not survive the blood-thirsty attack. The computer remains in intensive care, receiving the best technical care by a highly-trained specialist. The Smirking Cat and Gary wistfully await its return to their home, complete with its hard-drive transplant.

Don’t let this happen to you. Learn from this heart-wrenching attack! Lock your doors, put up that barbed wire, turn on your security alarms, activate your electric fences…and for the love of god, never, ever let your cats play near the computer!

This just in…the two cats pictured above have not received any treats since the savage attack.

About TheSmirkingCat

I am endlessly trying to make sense of a world that has completely and unapologetically lost its mind.
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5 Responses to WANTED

  1. Amy says:

    What is the sentence of the convicts?

    LOL loved it!

    So sorry about your hard drive though

  2. Smirking Cat says:

    The two criminals were found guilty as charged, and they have been sentenced to (1) no treats indefinitely, (2) generic cat food until I decide that the computer repair has been paid off, and (3) being banished from the room with the computer once it finally comes home!

  3. 'generic catfood'

    oooh bad kitties!!!

  4. ChapmansRus says:

    oh this is too funny..!

    except the part where your hard drive was ruined… hopefully you had it backed up??

    I tried to give my cat generic cat food.. he peed at both the front & back doors in protest…

  5. Crys says:

    Banishment!?! Hopefully they aren't Houdini cats with magical skills to sneak back in.

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