Christmas Sweaters

Ah, there she stood, beaming with misguided pride in her gaily-decorated holiday sweater, swishing her hack-job crooked hair, desperately trying to draw attention to herself and her festive costume…unaware, we presume, that the holiday sweater straining over her paunch made her comically resemble a perfectly-round Christmas tree ball ready to be dangled from the tree.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen…nothing quite says “I have thoroughly given up any hope of exuding even an ounce of sex appeal” like a damn ugly Christmas sweater.

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I am endlessly trying to make sense of a world that has completely and unapologetically lost its mind.
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2 Responses to Christmas Sweaters

  1. hahahahaha!!!!!!

    oh happy new year!!!!

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