I Have a Dream…

I have a dream…I dream of a day that a simple request is actually responded to in a mature, responsible fashion by the psycho ex, without histrionics, defensive psychobabble, dramatics, idiotic argument, or profane misuse of vocabulary words far out of her intellectual repertoire in an attempt to seem much more sagacious than she truly is.  I dream of a day that reason, sanity, logic, and sense rule the day. 

*falling down with uncontrollable laughter*

Oh, I know, I know…I am a cheeky dreamer!  I would be better off waiting for Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy to stroll hand-in-hand into my living room and invite me on a ride to Neverland on their magic carpet.  But it was worth a good chuckle, eh?

About TheSmirkingCat

I am endlessly trying to make sense of a world that has completely and unapologetically lost its mind.
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1 Response to I Have a Dream…

  1. Amy says:

    BWAHAHAHA – mature and responsible? From a woman who still lives with mommy and daddy and who can't be bothered to run a comb thru her children's hair? To have that happen, you'd have to be dealing with someone who's parents taught her respect and consideration (major fail) and someone that actually put her children before her own selfish insecurities (never gonna happen)

    Thanks for the laugh though!

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