Only a few more days until Christmas! Never fear, for I have scoured the Internet for some last-minute gift ideas sure to please the psycho (or someone who puts up with a psycho) on your list.
Since many of my readers must contend with their boyfriend’s or husband’s imbalanced and nuttier-than-a-fruitcake ex-wife, what better present for your beleaguered man than a t-shirt that says it all?:
Proclaim the truth with the official “My Ex-Wife is Crazy!” t-shirt, a steal at only $20. I guarantee it will get you noticed and will be a huge hit at your next court appearance.
To keep it fair, how about a shirt for the ladies? If it’s an ex-husband who brings utmost joy to your life and thrusts a perpetual thorn into your side, try this on for size from CafePress:
Now, if you have $3,200 to blow, why not surprise your ex with the divorce ring from Spritzer & Furman, complete with a broken heart and diamonds to symbolize the demise of your relationship?
Honestly, I’m not sure why anyone would buy this, but just the fact that it exists, bizarre as it is, induced me to include it. I would love to know how many of these actually get sold…and who buys them or wears them. Would you?
Last but not least, I searched high and low, from the bottom of my heart, to find the perfect gift for Crow this year, something that expresses my true feelings, something that bespeaks the rawest emotion from the deepest part of my soul. I discovered just the thing from Sears.com: