Face Cream

The other evening, Wolverine was being silly and goofing around.  He wrapped a blanket around his face like a cloak, used his best, gravelly, old-person voice, and announced to us in an exaggerated accent, “I am a very, very old fortune-teller.  Would you like me to read your future?”

I marveled at how young he looked and told him, “Wow, for a very old fortune teller, you don’t look a day over thirteen years old.  I must know, what face cream do you use?”

He puffed up with pride, nodded his head majestically, and answered, “Viagra.”

When I started laughing, Wolverine seemed confused for a moment and had to think about what he just said.  Then he looked embarrassed and quickly corrected, “I meant Neutrogena!”

About TheSmirkingCat

I am endlessly trying to make sense of a world that has completely and unapologetically lost its mind.
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