Who Needs a Helmet?

Pfffttt!  Who needs a helmet or any silly pads while skateboarding?  Certainly not an 11-year-old child like Sunflower!  At least this seems to be the selfish and bullshit thought process of Mother of the Year candidate, Crow, who not only didn’t bother supervising Sunflower’s skateboarding session, she also didn’t bother to make sure she was wearing a helmet or pads.

Result?  ER, here we come!  Sunflower’s arm is so badly broken, she needed a separate procedure to straighten out the bone before a cast can be considered.

This makes no less than the 6th ER visit due to Crow’s neglect, ranging from Dove choking on a doughnut and no action being taken because Crow simply told her to stop choking and expected that to substitute for medical care, to Bear slicing a finger while playing with a knife unsupervised, to Wolverine developing a festering infection on his arm because simple bathing and hygiene are such a goddamn bother for Crow.

Crow needed to be baby-sat at the doctor today by her incestuous father, Hitler, because being an adult and facing Gary like a woman and taking responsibility for her neglect are waaaaaay too much to expect from her.

Being outside and watching her own child, instead of sitting on her fat ass stalking me online, is expecting way too much from her.

Even after five previous ER visits, taking any precaution whatsoever, or performing any act whatsoever that could be construed as proper parenting, is expecting way too much from her.

Perhaps Crow should go ride a skateboard.  Without a fucking helmet.