Hey! Hey, you! Over here! Come quick! Take a look at this! Hurry! *waving at you frantically*
What is that, you ask? Seriously? What does it look like? Oh yeah, not everyone is a hockey fan. (How do you live, exactly?)
Well, behold the wonder and spectacle before you, and bask in its fantastic and joyous grace: my team, my Tampa Bay Lightning, is currently #1 in the entire National Hockey League!
It won’t last long, so take a quick peek while you can. I caught part of that game against Boston, and it was tear-inducing. I can still barely speak about it above a whisper and a choked sob.
But for now, for right now, my team is #1. I am going to enjoy it while I can!