Category Archives: assholes

Does She Really Need Her Ears, Anyway?

As Dove’s 8th birthday approached earlier this summer, she excitedly announced that her mother would be taking her to get her ears pierced.  I smiled, but I groaned inwardly, because I already knew what that meant.  Crow wants the accolades … Continue reading

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I’m Back!

Miss me?  I haven’t been posting here much lately, for several reasons.  One, I’ve been insanely busy.  Two, I have been focusing on a weight loss blog and wanted to put my attention and time into that.  If you are … Continue reading

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A Real Father

“Any fool can be a Father, but it takes a real man to be a Daddy.” ~ Philip Whitmore Sr. Uncle Fester, Crow’s arranged-marriage, mail-order groom who mysteriously has no neck or ascertainable gray matter to speak of, hasn’t been … Continue reading

Posted in alienating parents suck, assholes, bad mother, bad parents, better than her, can't make the bitch be a good parent, child abuse, dads, grow the hell up, jealousy, kids pay the price, poor parenting | 7 Comments


It’s a miracle! By the grace and glory of higher powers, by the wonders and marvels of modern science, our bike-wrecking child who hobbled feebly into an emergency room yesterday morning, blind and almost paralyzed, perched at death’s door, is … Continue reading

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What Does It Feel Like?

There are many things I have observed over the past several years that leave me incredulously wondering. I honestly don’t understand and can’t grasp wanting to live life the way some people do. What does it feel like to voluntarily … Continue reading

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To lie to a child who trusts you and loves you takes no great skill at all. It requires no wit, cleverness, or shrewdness. All it takes is the willingness to disrespect them and their love, to piss on the … Continue reading

Posted in assholes, lying to kids, motherhood, shitty parents | 6 Comments

If the Shoe Fits…

Back when I first started this blog and the Smirking Cat was still a mere wisp of a kitten, I posted the Common Sense Disclaimer: You voluntarily chose to visit my blog. You are unrestricted from leaving at any time … Continue reading

Posted in assholes, common sense, hypocrites, truth | 10 Comments