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Category Archives: Christmas
Bomb Threat
When I visited my mom recently, she had a small pile of colorfully-wrapped Christmas presents for me, Gary, and the kids. I hate traveling, and packing or unpacking, or waiting at baggage claim forever for a suitcase, so I had … Continue reading
Christmas Chaos
Sunflower has been telling her dad and me about her role in the school Christmas play for weeks now and was obviously excited about it, asking more than once if we will be there. I planned to be there early … Continue reading
Posted in can't make the bitch be a good parent, Christmas, hick town, show
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Gift Wrap and Dancing
This morning, Gary and I volunteered in a little gift shop at Dove’s elementary school, set up for the students to shop for family members (and themselves) and have their gifts wrapped and ready to go. The kids’ choices were … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, class party, dancing, Dove, fun, kids, school
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Birthday Marathon
This weekend, it begins: the Smirking Cat-Gary Family birthday marathon! From the end of October through the end of December, we have four…count ’em, four… birthdays to celebrate in addition to Christmas. I start shopping for the streak at the … Continue reading
Christmas Dance…Just for You
Rosie, Sylvester, and even the late and beloved legend, Tweetie, have collaborated to bring you the heartwarming and spectacular holiday dance that awaits you when you click this magical link: My Cats’ Christmas Dance for You They practiced and rehearsed … Continue reading
Last Minute Christmas Gifts for the Psycho on YOUR List
Only a few more days until Christmas! Never fear, for I have scoured the Internet for some last-minute gift ideas sure to please the psycho (or someone who puts up with a psycho) on your list. Since many of my readers must contend … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, funny, gifts, what to buy the psycho bitch ex wife
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Dear Santa
In case you can’t read number one on this child’s Christmas wish list, it says, “Custody papers that says I can see my dad more often”. I suppose, when the family courts and the so-called family lawyers and your own … Continue reading
Posted in "best interests of the kids", Christmas, custody, family court sucks, kids
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