Category Archives: Christmas

Bomb Threat

Posted on December 21, 2017 by

When I visited my mom recently, she had a small pile of colorfully-wrapped Christmas presents for me, Gary, and the kids.  I hate traveling, and packing or unpacking, or waiting at baggage claim forever for a suitcase, so I had … Continue reading →

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Christmas Chaos

Posted on December 19, 2014 by

Sunflower has been telling her dad and me about her role in the school Christmas play for weeks now and was obviously excited about it, asking more than once if we will be there.  I planned to be there early … Continue reading →

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Gift Wrap and Dancing

Posted on December 20, 2012 by

This morning, Gary and I volunteered in a little gift shop at Dove’s elementary school, set up for the students to shop for family members (and themselves) and have their gifts wrapped and ready to go. The kids’ choices were … Continue reading →

Posted in Christmas, class party, dancing, Dove, fun, kids, school | 3 Comments

Birthday Marathon

Posted on October 26, 2012 by

This weekend, it begins: the Smirking Cat-Gary Family birthday marathon!  From the end of October through the end of December, we have four…count ’em, four… birthdays to celebrate in addition to Christmas.  I start shopping for the streak at the … Continue reading →

Posted in birthdays, Christmas, family, fun, gifts, kids, love, weekend | 3 Comments

Christmas Dance…Just for You

Posted on December 24, 2011 by

Rosie, Sylvester, and even the late and beloved legend, Tweetie, have collaborated to bring you the heartwarming and spectacular holiday dance that awaits you when you click this magical link: My Cats’ Christmas Dance for You They practiced and rehearsed … Continue reading →

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Last Minute Christmas Gifts for the Psycho on YOUR List

Posted on December 23, 2011 by

Only a few more days until Christmas!  Never fear, for I have scoured the Internet for some last-minute gift ideas sure to please the psycho (or someone who puts up with a psycho) on your list. Since many of my readers must contend … Continue reading →

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Dear Santa

Posted on December 22, 2011 by

In case you can’t read number one on this child’s Christmas wish list, it says, “Custody papers that says I can see my dad more often”.  I suppose, when the family courts and the so-called family lawyers and your own … Continue reading →

Posted in "best interests of the kids", Christmas, custody, family court sucks, kids | 5 Comments