Category Archives: church

Jesus Doesn’t Like Yoga?

If you don’t want me to make fun of something, please don’t make it impossible for me not to, or practically beg me to mock you.  Case in point: PrayFit, the 33-Day Total Body Challenge.  How did I stumble across … Continue reading

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Lower Your Standards

Traveling to Hickville is like tumbling down a rabbit hole into a Twilight Zone of inbred absurdity.  How anyone could drag the kids there and force them to live there is beyond me: we are not talking merely a small … Continue reading

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Amen

Last night, Gary and I found ourselves being lectured to by preachers in Hickville.  How did we end up in such a fortuitous position?  We were there to watch the three oldest kids in their church musical, then to see Dove’s pre-school … Continue reading

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Standing Ovation

This past weekend, three of the kids (Wolverine, Bear, and Sunflower) were in a musical at their church. I managed to make it past the front door of the church without holy water boiling over or the heavens separating in … Continue reading

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