Category Archives: doctor

People in My Ears

One of my 7-year-old stepdaughter’s favorite toys is her well-stocked doctor bag, and a few days ago, Dove instructed me to lay down on the floor so she could operate. ¬†She even tucked a pillow beneath my head like a … Continue reading

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Wart Stick

The kids must have told Crow, during her interrogation of them after their last weekend with us, that I took many pictures of the growing, blackened sore on the bottom of Sunflower’s foot. ¬†Apparently the health of one of her … Continue reading

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Doctor Death

Dove marched into the living room recently, her new toy doctor bag in hand, and asked sternly, “Who is feeling sick in here?” Gary naively offered himself up by telling her, “I don’t feel so good, doctor.” Dove wandered closer … Continue reading

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