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This weekend, it begins: the Smirking Cat-Gary Family birthday marathon! From the end of October through the end of December, we have four…count ’em, four… birthdays to celebrate in addition to Christmas. I start shopping for the streak at the … Continue reading
Only a few more days until Christmas! Never fear, for I have scoured the Internet for some last-minute gift ideas sure to please the psycho (or someone who puts up with a psycho) on your list. Since many of my readers must contend … Continue reading
I am one of those people that other people love to hate when it comes to Christmas. I am a planner, a list-maker, and I start Christmas shopping sometime in September or October at the latest, with a typed-up list … Continue reading
There’s only one problem with Mother’s Day: the mother I have to shop for! This woman does not like flowers (here is a direct quote: “All they do is die”); does not wear rings, bracelets, or most other jewelry; is … Continue reading
Ahhh, Valentine’s Day! It’s right around the corner, and I can already smell the overpriced roses and the make-you-gain-ten-pounds-right-before-you-squeeze-into-kinky-lingerie chocolates. On this heavily commercialized and oversentimentalized day of celebrating love, obligatory sex, and raking in a pile of bucks from … Continue reading
If your job requires you to wear a badge, then you are all too familiar with the fashionable chunk of plastic ID flapping from your shirt collar or lapel. I have the pleasure of wearing a picture of myself from … Continue reading
With less than 30 days to go until Gary finally comes home, I have naturally turned my attention to shopping for that special, one-of-a-kind, welcome-home-from-jail gift. Believe it or not, this is not a gifting category that Hallmark specializes in, … Continue reading