Category Archives: I hate Crocs

Uglier than Crocs?

Anyone with functioning retinas has already made the obvious observation that Crocs are the ugliest, dorkiest, and most unattractive foot gear to come along since Ugg boots, which closely resemble cow’s feet but with more hair, yet for some reason … Continue reading

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I hate Crocs!

A once-enjoyable treat, shoe shopping, was viciously and perversely thwarted today. As I wandered happily up and down the aisles, my anticipation and eagerness deteriorated quickly to “What the hell is this crap?” Ladies, spare yourselves and don’t go sandals-shopping … Continue reading

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