Category Archives: injury

Girardi

It’s no secret that hockey is an aggressive, physical sport.  Delicate little flowers need not apply.  As rough as the game is, it’s truly surprising that serious injuries don’t happen more frequently than they do. As long as I’ve been … Continue reading

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Spiders and ER’s

When a neurotic, borderline personality-inflicted nutcase is desperate for attention, you will know it.  Trust me.  I have been living with Crow in our lives, wanted or not, for over a decade now, so I am a bit of a … Continue reading

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How I Got My Ass Kicked by a Can of Tire Foam

Looks innocent enough, doesn’t it? Ahhh, don’t let its wholesome can-next-door appearance fool you, however. This inocuous looking can of tire foam is downright lethal…and you could be next. When the whim to wash, wax, and detail my car struck … Continue reading

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