Category Archives: jail

My Jail Poem

At lunch today, I grabbed a sheet of scratch paper and figured I’d surprise Gary with a lame but heartfelt poem:A Super-Dooper Jail Poem Hot dogs, bologna, and mush, oh my!Jail food can make you cry. Gary’s lost about 30 … Continue reading

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For the Person on Probation with Everything!

With less than 30 days to go until Gary finally comes home, I have naturally turned my attention to shopping for that special, one-of-a-kind, welcome-home-from-jail gift. Believe it or not, this is not a gifting category that Hallmark specializes in, … Continue reading

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Beat Up the Big Guy

Not all of the stories Gary tells me lately are depressing. Some are downright humorous. I think I’ve mentioned that Gary is very tall, almost 7 feet, and he can strike an imposing figure if you don’t know what a … Continue reading

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Jailhouse Waiting Room

Every weekend, for the past 5 months, I have spent a sizable chunk of my time sitting in an uncomfortable chair in the dirty, cramped waiting room of the jail, watching an hour and a half of my life march … Continue reading

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