Category Archives: jokes

Ludicrous Speed!

Last night, while wrapping up the final touches on our Easter shopping, Gary and I saw a man on a motorcyle in the store parking lot, wearing a helmet at least 20 sizes too big for his head.  Gary made … Continue reading

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Police Lights

After a weekend that flew by at ludicrous speed (a Spaceballs reference, in case your movie tastes do not lean toward the ridiculous), Gary and I dropped the kids off at the Hickville jail, the quaint and oh-so-child-friendly meeting place … Continue reading

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Love and Dating Advice from Kids

Spice up your love life with this dating and romance advice from kids age 5 to 10 (borrowed from the UC Berkeley Parents Network): WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? “On the first date, they just tell each … Continue reading

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Gary’s Got the Jokes

When I visited Gary this afternoon, he showed up wearing latex examination gloves, a new and rather curious addition to his uniform, so I asked him what was up. He looked at me very seriously and informed me he had … Continue reading

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Silver Linings

Some of these are a bit of a stretch, but if there is a silver lining to every cloud, then perhaps some of the bright sides to this ordeal are: *The Stress, Grief, and Poverty Diet works! The kinda-tight-in-the-butt pants … Continue reading

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You’re a Doll

I spent the morning visiting patients, and today’s rounds were, well, different, to say the least. I was kneeling next to a patient’s wheelchair in the activity room of the nursing home, talking quietly and soothingly, when the chosen activity … Continue reading

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