Category Archives: Lightning

So hey, the Lightning lost again!

The Lightning continued their Cadavers On Ice show last night against the Toronto Maple Leafs, and I will grant you two guesses whether the Lightning won or not…unless you are a regular reader of my blog, and are therefore well-versed … Continue reading

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Rest In Peace, Lightning

It is my sad duty to inform you that the Tampa Bay Lightning, who captured the Stanley Cup in the effulgent 2003-04 season, apparently passed away some time ago but was only today officially pronounced dead by the Smirking Cat … Continue reading

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Lightning have fizzled to sparklers

OUCH! I’m still stinging after the horrific game last night, during which the Lightning got thoroughly spanked by the Montreal Canadiens and lost 5-2. The only positives I can conjure up are that the Lightning were not shut out, although … Continue reading

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Hockey team for rent

To all Washington Capitals fans, I extend a humble “You’re welcome” for my team graciously knocking the puck into your goal within the last few minutes of yesterday’s game. It was quite generous of them to do so, considering it … Continue reading

Posted in Capitals, hockey, Lightning, New Year resolutions | 3 Comments

Tag, take two!

Whoops, apparently there was a second part to the tag from Ash the other day, and I am fashionably late in my response (sorry, Ash!): 1. Are you over the age of 25?Yep, the ripe old age of 33. Twenty-five … Continue reading

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Tagged again!

Just in time to relieve some writer’s block on a Friday afternoon, Ash has tagged me again! Here goes…my illustrious responses to 15 random questions: 1. Name one person who made you laugh last night. At risk of sounding wildly … Continue reading

Posted in bad hair, hockey, Lightning, Maple Leafs | 4 Comments

Hockey Fantasy

Fantasy rendition of last night’s hockey game (Lightning vs. Thrashers):The Lightning stormed nimbly onto the ice, ablaze with deftness and might, skating like they were born with hockey sticks in their indomitable fists, and sweet-talking that puck into the net, … Continue reading

Posted in dogs, fantasy, hockey, Lightning | 5 Comments