Category Archives: pathetic assholes

Umpires, Basketball, and Jesus

I swear I don’t go to Hickville (the inbred town the kids were dragged to years ago) simply to mock and ridicule the two-legged cattle that populate the area, but it is difficult not to.  Recently the kids’ church/cult-sponsored basketball … Continue reading

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Most weekends the kids are home, Gary and I devote a significant amount of time to what should be basic hygiene for the kids: working knots out of hair, baths that actually involve soap, cutting ragged fingernails, swabbing unidentified substances … Continue reading

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If They Live that Long…

This week, Crow is going all-out to outdo herself in the bad parenting department.  So far, the week has already involved an emergency trip to the dentist to repair a tooth one of the kids broke while “roughhousing” (translation: the … Continue reading

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Hair Brushes and Ear Infections

When we picked up the kids this past Friday, I groaned when I saw that both Sunflower and Dove’s hair had been shoved into sloppy pigtails.  Last time Crow bothered slapping Dove’s hair into a ponytail, it was because gum … Continue reading

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Protected: Meet Crow!

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Posted in bad mother, better than her, criminals, crow's feet, mug shots, my stalker, pathetic assholes, ugly people

Compared to You…

While my stalker was deep-throating my blog over the weekend, frantically salivating through the archives of my blog, digging desperately through posts from last year, and bingeing on old comments she has read over and over… …I was out of town, enjoying a … Continue reading

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How Does It Feel?

I must admit to the occasional moment, probably due to random hormonal shifts or a temporarily misfiring synapse, when I actually feel a small twinge of sympathy for Crow.  Yes, believe it or not, sometimes, briefly, I do feel sorry for … Continue reading

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