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I swear I don’t go to Hickville (the inbred town the kids were dragged to years ago) simply to mock and ridicule the two-legged cattle that populate the area, but it is difficult not to. Recently the kids’ church/cult-sponsored basketball … Continue reading
Most weekends the kids are home, Gary and I devote a significant amount of time to what should be basic hygiene for the kids: working knots out of hair, baths that actually involve soap, cutting ragged fingernails, swabbing unidentified substances … Continue reading
This week, Crow is going all-out to outdo herself in the bad parenting department. So far, the week has already involved an emergency trip to the dentist to repair a tooth one of the kids broke while “roughhousing” (translation: the … Continue reading
When we picked up the kids this past Friday, I groaned when I saw that both Sunflower and Dove’s hair had been shoved into sloppy pigtails. Last time Crow bothered slapping Dove’s hair into a ponytail, it was because gum … Continue reading
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While my stalker was deep-throating my blog over the weekend, frantically salivating through the archives of my blog, digging desperately through posts from last year, and bingeing on old comments she has read over and over… …I was out of town, enjoying a … Continue reading