Category Archives: poor parenting

Incredible Hulk Hair

When a child’s hair turns Incredible Hulk green from swimming pool water, it is way past time to kick some basic hygiene and personal care into active mode.  Despite the convenience factor, swimming is not…I repeat, NOT…a replacement for routine bathing. … Continue reading

Posted in basic care, green hair, hygiene, neglect, poor parenting, swimming | 6 Comments

Munchausen Much?

What would any caring, concerned parent do when a young child falls off of her bike and sustains injuries in the wreck? (a) Realistically evaluate the child’s injuries. (b) Be thankful the other parent thoroughly checked out the child’s injuries, … Continue reading

Posted in child abuse, drama, Munchausen by Proxy, poor parenting, stupid bullshit | 6 Comments


Often when the kids arrive at our home, they bring along clothes, jackets, toys, movies, etc. This time was no exception: Dove even brought a gift bag, presumably from her pre-school, with candy, a teddy bear, and other odds and … Continue reading

Posted in belongings, kids, malicious mother, poor parenting | 1 Comment


A mother who spends most of the children’s soccer games with a cell phone glued to her ear and ignoring the children: disappointing but typical A mother with the manners of a lowbred shoat in front of the children: disappointing but … Continue reading

Posted in idiots, poor parenting, selfish assholes | 3 Comments

What Would a Bad Mother Do?

If my life goal happened to be becoming one of the worst parents imaginable, I have had plenty of mentoring by a Malicious Mother of the Year. What are some of the lessons I have learned? Let’s review (quiz later)! … Continue reading

Posted in child abuse, malicious mother, parental alienation, poor mothering skills, poor parenting | 5 Comments

Best Interests, Take 3

Happy blogoversary to me! I may surprise myself with roses or lingerie later. Three years of Smirking Cat, and I love me just as much as the first day… Speaking of loving the Smirking Cat, once upon a time about … Continue reading

Posted in blog stalkers, blogoversary, liars, pathetic losers, poor parenting | 7 Comments

What if the Kids Read Your Blog?

It’s not unusual for stepmoms frustrated by what they see to keep a blog documenting their struggles or venting their feelings. It’s not unusual for like-minded people to offer support, advice, or simply “I know how you feel”. It is … Continue reading

Posted in bloggers, Divorce Poison, kids, malicious mothers, poor parenting, stepmoms | 13 Comments