Category Archives: school

It’s Raining Award Certificates!

This morning Gary and I headed out bright and early to travel to Sunflower’s school for her fourth grade awards ceremony for the first nine weeks of the school year. Sunflower loves school and will undoubtedly take over the district … Continue reading

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Kids Sense Evil

Last week, Gary and I traveled to Hickville to attend back-to-school orientations with the kids.  With four kids, we now have one child in each of the schools in the district this year, so I took one and a half … Continue reading

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Protected: Proud and Happy

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Gets His Brains from Us

Tonight, Gary and I will be attending a very special event: Wolverine, who is 14, is being inducted into his school’s honor society. I got the feeling Wolverine wasn’t supposed to tell us about it.  He was extremely excited to … Continue reading

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Gift Wrap and Dancing

This morning, Gary and I volunteered in a little gift shop at Dove’s elementary school, set up for the students to shop for family members (and themselves) and have their gifts wrapped and ready to go. The kids’ choices were … Continue reading

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Spelling Test

Every weekend that the kids are home, Dove, who is 6, and I have reviewed her spelling words, and she reads out loud to me or to her daddy.  She actually enjoys it and calls it “playing school”, and we … Continue reading

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Make ‘Em Like You

Last week, Sunflower invited Gary to a dance at her elementary school and made it crystal-clear  she really wanted him to come.  She was angry when she found out we knew nothing about it.  The information sent home from the school … Continue reading

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