Category Archives: Tampa Bay Lightning suck

My %$@!^&*% Hockey Team

Remember how excited I was when my hockey team actually made the Stanley Cup play-offs?  Remember how thrilled I was when they didn’t get swept in 4 games and hung in there through the first 2 rounds, and how I … Continue reading

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Finishing with a Whimper

The Tampa Bay Lightning’s website already has a link proudly announcing that 2013-14 season tickets are now on sale, but I’m stumped as to who the hell would waste money on those.  The Lightning capped off the 2012-13 season by … Continue reading

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Broken, Beaten, and Battered

Bearing witness to the Lightning vs. Capitals game last night was so painful, I had to go to bed to flush the wretched visions from my retinas. Ugh. Smith was off…way off…and the rest of the team couldn’t find the … Continue reading

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So…the Lightning Lost…Again!

I settled in to watch the Lightning take on the Avalanche last night, and the Lightning didn’t fail to perform…by losing possibly the most games in a season in the entire history of the NHL. Chalk up another loss, 2-1, … Continue reading

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The Balabusta has spoken

Why, it certainly is a shanda how the Lightning lost yet again last night, this time to the Pittsburgh Penguins…and if you’re not quite hip enough to know what a shanda is, then you haven’t been reading the Word of … Continue reading

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