Category Archives: ugly shoes

Uglier than Crocs?

Anyone with functioning retinas has already made the obvious observation that Crocs are the ugliest, dorkiest, and most unattractive foot gear to come along since Ugg boots, which closely resemble cow’s feet but with more hair, yet for some reason … Continue reading

Posted in Crocs, I hate Crocs, I hate Vibram shoes, ugly shoes, what to wear when you never want to be sexy again | 3 Comments

Ugly Shoes Make Me Cry

Long after the advent of the retina-abusing, eyeball-bleeding ugliness called Crocs, long after their loathesome visual assault was mercilessly launched and puzzlingly embraced by wayward souls, I still cringe and taste a dash of bile when I spot these hideous … Continue reading

Posted in ugly shoes, yuck | 10 Comments

I hate Crocs!

A once-enjoyable treat, shoe shopping, was viciously and perversely thwarted today. As I wandered happily up and down the aisles, my anticipation and eagerness deteriorated quickly to “What the hell is this crap?” Ladies, spare yourselves and don’t go sandals-shopping … Continue reading

Posted in I hate Crocs, ugly shoes | 15 Comments