Category Archives: Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine’s Day

As a rule, I have always believed Valentine’s Day to be an artificial and money-grubbing farce of a holiday, and I still do.  Yet this year, I really wanted to write something for Gary. We have now been together for … Continue reading

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Just When You Thought Valentine’s Day Couldn’t Get Any Lamer…

In case you are one of the rare, naive hold-outs still grasping desperately to the stale notion that Valentine’s Day is not a retail-driven, lame holiday, here are some cold, hard facts for your heart all a-flutter: * Penicillin was … Continue reading

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Valentine’s Day Gifts for Everyone on Your List!

Ahhh, Valentine’s Day! It’s right around the corner, and I can already smell the overpriced roses and the make-you-gain-ten-pounds-right-before-you-squeeze-into-kinky-lingerie chocolates. On this heavily commercialized and oversentimentalized day of celebrating love, obligatory sex, and raking in a pile of bucks from … Continue reading

Posted in ex-wife, exes, gifts, shopping, stepmoms, Valentine's Day | 8 Comments

Head search

To the misled individual who landed on my blog on Valentine’s Day by searching the heart-warming phrase “I like giving head” on Google…my deepest condolences for the vexing disappointment you must have endured upon arriving at my post titled “Clearing … Continue reading

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We’re Poets

Not being big fans of Valentine’s Day, Gary and I had fun mocking the overly-sappy and commercialized day by having our own sarcastic, smart-ass version of the holiday last night. I wrote him an off-color, rather non-traditional poem that cracked … Continue reading

Posted in fun, love, poems, Valentine's Day | 2 Comments