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Category Archives: poor parenting
A Real Father
“Any fool can be a Father, but it takes a real man to be a Daddy.” ~ Philip Whitmore Sr. Uncle Fester, Crow’s arranged-marriage, mail-order groom who mysteriously has no neck or ascertainable gray matter to speak of, hasn’t been … Continue reading
If They Live that Long…
This week, Crow is going all-out to outdo herself in the bad parenting department. So far, the week has already involved an emergency trip to the dentist to repair a tooth one of the kids broke while “roughhousing” (translation: the … Continue reading
Hair Brushes and Ear Infections
When we picked up the kids this past Friday, I groaned when I saw that both Sunflower and Dove’s hair had been shoved into sloppy pigtails. Last time Crow bothered slapping Dove’s hair into a ponytail, it was because gum … Continue reading
Over-Parenting
In a normal world with sane and rational people, both households after a divorce would have consistent and reasonably similar, if not identical, boundaries and rules to maintain a comforting level of consistency for the children. It’s been painfully obvious … Continue reading
Posted in neglect, poor mothering skills, poor parenting
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Facebook Feeding Frenzy
Four million children post content online every day. 20% of children ages 10-17 have been solicited sexually online. Forty-four percent of teens with profiles like facebook or myspace have been contacted by a stranger, compared to 16% of teens without … Continue reading
Just Put It in a Ponytail
Yesterday the kids arrived at home for their summer break week with their daddy. Gary picked them up in Hickville, and he called me on their way home and put me on speaker phone. The kids were so excited and … Continue reading
Posted in bad mothers, child abuse, mother fail, neglect, pathetic assholes, poor parenting
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Whose House?
Of all the lies the children are spoon-fed by Crow (their parenting-skills-challenged egg donor), perhaps the oddest– and most idiotic — is about where they live. Yes, Crow is willing to lie about anything, including whose house she lives in. You see, … Continue reading
Posted in child abuse, lies, moochers, pathetic losers, poor parenting
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